The Tesco Man Cometh

Around a month ago, at 10pm on a week night, Tesco made a food delivery to my flat. 

My girlfriend was stood in the kitchen, hiding, because she was wearing a Dalmatian onesie. She stood in the dog's bed, behind the door and out of sight. 

The Tesco guy arrived and said, "I'll put it in the kitchen." He said nothing as he entered the kitchen, saw my girlfriend, unloaded large bags of dog food, and some human food, before going down to collect the rest of the groceries.

On his return, my girlfriend had disappeared, and Pakkun (the dog) ran in. 

"Oh, you have a dog!" Tesco guy said, cheerily and with a little relief in his voice.